
I’ve made no secret of the utter craptasticness of my week. I’ve had blown deadlines, migraines and a web site that’s supposed to launch in three hours that’s still non-functional. This is naturally problematic to my sense of calm.
Enter Whataburger and the genius of the coping mechanism that is American style fast-food. (I would venture to call this refined, southern fast-food). The Honey BBQ chicken Sandwich. A hamburger bun. Strips of fried chicken. Covered in cheese and BBQ sauce. Total Calories – 1120.
That’ll cure what ails you. Although it won’t fix a website, the massive carb load makes nice fuel for the rage I’m about to unleash on this PR firm.

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