In an unprecedented move of NOT nominating someone with high negatives, Democrats in Iowa have pushed Obama to the front of the the ongoing political menage a trois. If Middle-America can elect a black man with a muslim name, we may yet get out of this crazy hand basket we’ve been riding in for the past eight years. And the ‘change’ message is nice and all, but lets face it, that sans-serif typeface they’re using is what’s really driving people to the polls (or maybe that’s just me).

Oh yeah, and that other party went for another white guy who likes to shoot at people. Nice trend guys.