It’s about half past wade-wants-to-get-the fuck outta here, and I’d like to thank the gods of capitalism for making me drag my ass to work to sit in a moldy, god-forsaken office, while the weather gods continue to taunt me by throwing a party with blues skies and a nice breeze just outside my window. Dammit.
On a different unrelated, irrelevant, and possible ludicrous point, have you ever wondered why it costs so much to UPS something? Well I have, and it appears my iphone has discovered the answer – UPS socks. That’s right, apparently, Brown has UPS embodiered on socks for their driver. I wonder if you can get boxers too (which is humorous because you send things in boxes..get it… boxers… boxes…)?
Esssh.

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