
Kevin Smith at the Paramount theater in Austin, for the national premier of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
It was Inherit the Wind, like I was arguing the fucking Scope’s monkey trial. Seriously, it was the second half of every Law and Order and I was Jack McCoy. Except I was defending myself…the defense attorney is always a guest star anyways… I was like, the hell with film making, I’m going to be a lawyer…
- Smith, on his successful attempt to get the NC-17 rating for Zack and Miri downgraded to an R-rating.

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omg i swear i’m STILL laughing! well done, Smith, well done. welcome back.
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