Trickery

With the announcement on Friday that the U.S. Department of Education has accepted the proposal by the State of Texas for how it plans to spend $3.2 billion in education stimulus cash, Austin Independent School District (AISD) should be receiving an extra $12 million this year. Great news, right? Well, it might be, if  AISD wasn’t supposed to be getting $78 million.

Democratic Congressman Lloyd Doggett has calculated that’s the real sum that Congress intended. AISD, along with every other school district in Texas, was supposed to get a big stack of stimulus cash on top of their regular budget, not as a component of it. Instead what Gov. Rick Perry and the legislature did, Doggett argues, is “create an artificial cut in funding and then replace that artificial cut with money from the stimulus.”

Playing politics at the expense of our kids and our future well-being as a state. God-damned Disgusting.

Driving, Houston Style

On Friday an inspiringly epic amount of worrisome shit was occurring in my life, all seemingly at once, most which I had no direct control over. Among these, hands-down the most dangerous and grey-hair inducing was driving in Houston.

You forget how it is, if you haven’t done it in a while. But after the second city bus almost killed me and a mom with four kids in the back of her minivan took some pot-shots at me with her nine (for not going fast enough on the on ramp), I decided it was time to dust off the old skills, and get Mad Max on this thing. For those who haven’t had the pleasure, here’s a quick primer

  • Turn signals are not used, and shouldn’t be, as it will be taken as a sign of weakness.
  • Lane markers are nominally thought of to loose guidelines and are generally ignored. Also, never only cross one lane of traffic at high speed when you can cross seven in one go.
  • All posted speed limits should be multiplied by, at minimum, two-fold.
  • Corners not taken on two wheels, should not be taken.
  • Don’t hesitate to use the horn, but if your wrist gets tried, hand gestures and screaming work fine.
  • Getting onto a freeway with anything less than a Dukes of Hazard style launch off the onramp (preferably with accompanying music), will label you as an amateur.
  • Never stop for a traffic jam, when barreling down the shoulder is an option.
  • Bumping the commuter trains, while potentially harmful to your vehicle and person, is allowed and encouraged if they’re holding up traffic.

Consider yourself warned.

Palin Implicated In Ethics Probe

I would have preferred a sex-scandal or better yet, some kind espionage/drug-running fiasco, but hell this”ll work.

Bleetup

The Empire of Wade, will be staging a Operation Torch-like invasion of TRIO (the Bar at the Four Seasons) for a local blogger networking thingamajig next Wednesday. I have no idea what to expect, but since it’s the Four Seasons, I assume that I should wear sandals and my Beerland t-shirt.

Ear Mullet

Tackling the new social rules for the post-information-revolution world, Wired lets us know when it’s socially acceptable to walk around sporting your bluetooth headset: pretty much never.

Two Sides of Texas

On the bright-side…

Joel Kotkin, an urbanologist based in California, recently compiled a list for Forbes magazine of the best cities for job creation over the past decade. Among those with more than 450,000 jobs, the top five spots went to the five main Texaplex cities—and the winner of the small-cities category was Odessa, Texas. A study by the Brookings Institution in June came up with very similar results. Mr Kotkin particularly admires Houston, which he calls a perfect example of an “opportunity city”—a place with lots of jobs, lots of cheap housing and a welcoming attitude to newcomers.

He is certainly right about the last point: not too many other cities could have absorbed 100,000 refugees, bigheartedly and fairly painlessly, as Houston did after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans. With vibrant Asian communities alongside its balanced Hispanic, white and black mix, with no discernible racial tensions, and with more foreign consulates than any American city except New York and Los Angeles, Houston is arguably America’s most enthusiastically cosmopolitan city, a place where the future has already arrived.

And maybe the less so sunny….

Texas has the highest proportion of people lacking health insurance of all 50 states; the third-highest poverty rate; the second-highest imprisonment rate; the highest teenage-birth rate; the lowest voter turnout; and the lowest proportion of high-school graduates. Mr Shapleigh is not surprised that these figures are so terrible: Texas spends less on each of its citizens than does any other state. Being a low-tax, low-spend state has not made Texans rich, though they are not dirt-poor either; their median income ranks 37th among the 50 states.

The question is where will we land: An Alabaman nightmare of no-education, and the bottom of every national metric, or Californian distopia of overbuilt social programs that break the state’s financial back. More from The Economist.

Cronkite

“I am a news presenter, a news broadcaster, an anchorman, a managing editor — not a commentator or analyst,” he said in an interview with The Christian Science Monitor in 1973. “I feel no compulsion to be a pundit.”

Would that we still had some of that in our broadcast news. Sad day.

Le Tour

An insightful piece on the Tour, the differences between the European and American views of cycling, Lance, Contador and of course doping. (via fancycanoe)