The Crest of Stupid

It is my sincere hope that this weekend will represent Peak Stupid. To borrow from Hunter S. Thompson, I hope that five years from now we’ll be able to stand on a tall hill in Maryland and look down into Washington DC and see the highwater mark where the Stupid crested before it began to recede. We need this national nightmare to stop. A federal balanced budget amendment is the stupidest, most irresponsible idea to be introduced by the leadership of a party in the history of the country. And, yet, John Boehner is forced to pretend he thinks it’s a good idea. Putting our AAA credit rating at risk is the dumbest, most reckless behavior we’ve seen since South Carolina seceded from the Union. Today, I see Jon Huntsman, a Republican candidate for the presidency, pleading with Republicans to stop pretending that climate change isn’t occurring. It was nearly 130 degrees in Iowa last week and we’re still having a debate on this?

Regardless of you opinion of the current crisis – whether its a sign of the end times, or just a potential minor hiccup in the markets, I think we can agree with these sentiments.

Trickle Down

Dan Savage: “In 50 years taxes have never been lower. If Republican theories about the economy worked, we’d be having a boom right now. We’re told over and over if you lower taxes people will create jobs, it will trickle down and they’ll pee all over us and it never happens.”

Movie Previews

Men and women should not watch the same movies.

Liz: Oh god…

Me: What?

Liz: Cowboys and aliens. Just…

Me: You mean the movie with James Bond and Han Solo and…that…uhm… hot chic? Like the best movie that’s going come out this year if not ever?

Liz: A little formulaic, don’t you think?

Me: Han Solo and a western with space ships. Its formulaic for awesome.

Race to the Finish

So really, it becomes about who can get their product to market first. Start your engines.

Pulp Fiction

Ok, this is me stabbing this site in the heart with a needle full of adrenaline. Or maybe the image we’re looking for is a that of my car refusing to turn over and be violently push started down a hill.

Either way…weddings are in motion, elections are coming up, bike are being ridden, so for a change there should be something to talk about.