Ok, this is me stabbing this site in the heart with a needle full of adrenaline. Or maybe the image we’re looking for is a that of my car refusing to turn over and be violently push started down a hill.
Either way…weddings are in motion, elections are coming up, bike are being ridden, so for a change there should be something to talk about.

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