It’s a beautiful day at the x-bar ranch near Sonora Texas, and I seem to be flying through the air. No really, that’s not a poetic biking metaphor, I’m actually airborne. A moment ago, me and my bike were working on improving our position, after a fairly respectable start. Now my bike is in a […]
Germ has said it all.
I had a freakishly realistic dream last night that David Crosby of Crosby, Stills & Nash (Neil Young sucks, it was better when he left), was sitting in my bedroom, having a beer. I’ve taken it as a sign to listen to more music from the early 70’s. No Neil Young though. Annoying voice and […]
As of Saturday night, I am the proud owner of what I can hope is Austin’s first Sport Kilt. A sport Kilt is apparently a traditional Scottish kilt, with a little less fabric and a modern closure system, in this case velcro. Before we start deriding me as a scot-poser-braveheart-wannabe, let me start by saying […]
You people have been bitching at me for years, so I finally got one. What the hell for? The food that comes out of it tastes like rubber-butt, it takes up space in my already small kitchen and it’s using terrorist-funded gamma rays to cook the food. Ok I made the last one up (series […]
While picking up stuff for some picnic action on Saturday at Whole foods, I grabbed an extra bread bag so we could split the baguette in half and have it with dinner. It kind of freaked the checker out… Hippy Checker Girl: Dude something happened to your loaf! Me: Uh, what ? Oh…no, I jut […]
This morning I woke up to see that my state had inexplicably selected Hillary Clinton as their choice for the democratic nominee. As the sun went down i was pushing my bike up a 700ft tall hill due to another round of flat tires. Some nice symmetry there. The bike i can deal with, the […]
Good for milkshakes and posting stuff. It’s like a real-life version of flickr (if flickr sold milkshakes).
…sucks. Been sitting still for about 30 minutes. Clearly this ishappening because I’m on my way to Dallas.
Yet more irrefutable evidence has surfaced today from Stephenville TX: Steve Allen, a 50-year-old pilot, was at a campfire with friends and says the object was a mile long and half a mile wide. “I don’t know if it was a biblical experience or somebody from a different universe or whatever but it was definitely […]