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	<description>Rolling down hills at high speed, since 1978</description>
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		<title>God Hates Jedi</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/07/23/god-hates-jedi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/07/23/god-hates-jedi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The WBC, famous for its classy picketing of  soldier&#8217;s funerals, got it&#8217;s ass handed to them by an impromptu nerd counter protest at the San Diego Comic Con. Go nerds.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The WBC, famous for its<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_baptist_church#Funeral_pickets"> classy picketing of  soldier&#8217;s funerals,</a> got it&#8217;s ass handed to them by an <a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/">impromptu nerd counter protest at the San Diego Comic Con. </a>Go nerds.</p>
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		<title>RvD</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/07/09/rvd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting guest-post by the chair if the Travis Country D&#8217;s, comparing the recent release of both party&#8217;s platforms.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://austinist.com/2010/07/07/guest_columnist_andy_brown_chair_of.php">Interesting guest-post by the chair if the Travis Country D&#8217;s,</a> comparing the recent release of both party&#8217;s platforms.</p>
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		<title>Vuvuzelas for BP</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/30/vuvuzelas-for-bp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/30/vuvuzelas-for-bp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A worthy cause.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quirk/vuvuzelas-for-bp">A worthy cause. </a></p>
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		<title>40 Burgers</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/25/40-burgers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/25/40-burgers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what makes America awesome. And a little sad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/1757/1/?redirectURL=www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-06-21/40-burgers-that-can-kill-you/?cid=hp:beastoriginalsR5">This is what makes America awesome.</a> And a little sad.</p>
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		<title>A Requiem for the Gulf</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/10/a-requiem-for-the-gulf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/06/10/a-requiem-for-the-gulf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Our leaders were too corrupt and lazy to prevent this from happening and they are as incompetent and powerless to stop it as the greedy industry they have so cheaply licensed.&#8221; – A sad read from James Moore.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Our leaders were too corrupt and lazy to prevent this from happening and they are as incompetent and powerless to stop it as the greedy industry they have so cheaply licensed.&#8221; –<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-moore/a-requiem-for-the-gulf_b_606981.html"> A sad read from James Moore.</a></p>
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		<title>Cactus Cafe</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/05/20/cactus-cafe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KUT Saves the Cactus Cafe. Shocker: Various groups still in inexplicably pissed after they got what they wanted just not exactly how they wanted it. At A&#38;M this would never happen as we universally support no fine arts what so ever. Problem solved.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kut.org/items/show/20988">KUT Saves the Cactus Cafe</a>. Shocker: Various groups still in inexplicably pissed after they got what they wanted just not exactly how they wanted it. At A&amp;M this would never happen as we universally support no fine arts what so ever. Problem solved.</p>
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		<title>Ocean Therapy</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/05/19/ocean-therapy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/05/19/ocean-therapy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 20:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Costner has a way to clean 210,000 gallons of oil-tainted sea-water a day. No, really.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kevin Costner has a way to clean 210,000 gallons of oil-tainted sea-water a day. <a href="http://trueslant.com/jeffmcmahon/2010/05/19/kevin-costner-gulf-oil-spill/">No, really. </a></p>
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		<title>Plan B</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/05/05/plan-b/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/05/05/plan-b/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 17:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We could always nuke the leak. The Russians did it all the time so I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s safe.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We could always <a href="http://trueslant.com/juliaioffe/2010/05/04/nuke-that-slick/">nuke the leak.</a> The Russians did it all the time so I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s safe.</p>
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		<title>Videogame Merit Badge</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/04/28/videogame-merit-badge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/04/28/videogame-merit-badge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well America it&#8217;s been fun, but clearly the end is near.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well America it&#8217;s been fun, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5526230/boy-scouts-give-up-entirely-offer-video-game-badge?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20gizmodo/full%20%28Gizmodo">but clearly the end is near. </a></p>
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		<title>Fire</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/04/28/fire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/04/28/fire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Coast Gaurd&#8217;s best plan at this point is to set the 40-mile long oil slick in the gulf on fire. This is going to go well.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Coast Gaurd&#8217;s best plan at this point is to set the <a href="http://http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126323859">40-mile long oil slick in the gulf on fire</a>. This is going to go well.</p>
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