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		<title>Textbooks</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2012/01/18/textbooks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 04:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Daring Fireball&#8230;. But it’s not like there isn’t a damn good source that suggests Apple’s plans for K-12 textbooks are anything short of ambitious and transforming. I’m guessing Apple’s pitch to the textbook companies is something like this: “Digital transformation of your industry is inevitable. Here’s our plan; we’d like you to come along [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://daringfireball.net/2012/01/apple_education_scope">Daring Fireball</a>&#8230;.</p>
<blockquote><p>But it’s not like there isn’t a damn good source that suggests Apple’s  plans for K-12 textbooks are anything short of ambitious and  transforming. I’m guessing Apple’s pitch to the textbook companies is  something like this: “Digital transformation of your industry is  inevitable. Here’s our plan; we’d like you to come along for the ride.  But if you choose not to, we won’t hesitate to leave you behind.”</p></blockquote>
<p>One potential byproduct of an Apple foray into textbooks? The much needed diminishment of Texas&#8217; influence in the content of curricula across the country.</p>
<p>Additionally, i imagine as we roll out ciruccula for say, a teen dating violence program nationwide, we&#8217;d neeed to be on the cutting edge of these tools to remain relevant, especially if we have any hope of engaging a youth audience.</p>
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		<title>Oh wow, Rick&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2011/11/10/oh-wow-rick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often you get to see a person implode live on national television &#8211; but wow. Really, I&#8217;d like to thank the GOP, Fox News and the Tea Party &#8211; your insistence that Rick Perry is a viable candidate &#8211; I guess be because he illegally shoots wild life while jogging -  may have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not often you get to see a person implode live on national television &#8211; but wow. Really, I&#8217;d like to thank the GOP, Fox News and the Tea Party &#8211; your insistence that Rick Perry is a viable candidate &#8211; I guess be because he <a href="http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Perry-vs-coyote-Critics-take-aim-at-pistol-1709581.php">illegally shoots wild life while jogging</a> -  may have just taken our eternal governor, he-who&#8217;s-hair-must-be-coifed, and shown him the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25044757/ns/us_news-life/t/texas-probes-arson-governors-mansion-blaze/">slightly chared exit</a> to the governor&#8217;s mansion.</p>
<p>But the Texas Job Miracle, the education reform, the balanced budget, that stand-up to Washington attitude? Here, Republican friends, who i respect and admire for your misguided fiscal conservitude, your ironic efforts to shrink government while piling money on the single largest consumer of tax dollars (defense) and your repeated beseeching of the country folk (who in all honesty are probably more liberal than you think) &#8211; here I give you&#8230;information.</p>
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<li> <strong>The Jobs Miracle </strong>- Yes we have more job, but the good ones are based around a spike energy prices, <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-economy/economy/private-sector-jobs-are-major-factor-employment-gr/">with the most common occupation sectors in Texas were office and  administrative service, sales, and food service. </a></li>
<li><strong>Education</strong> &#8211; $2 Billion (with a B) cut from education while $6.5billion sat in a <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-education/public-education/measure-providing-extra-money-for-schools-dies/">rainy day fund. </a></li>
<li><strong>Higher Education Reform </strong>- When your alma mater, whose board you&#8217;ve stacked with you&#8217;re hunting buddies, shows <a href="http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Perry-s-vision-for-colleges-has-professors-seeing-1693402.php#page-1">your consultants</a> <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-education/higher-education/m-system-nixes-controversial-teaching-awards-progr/">the door, somethign is amiss. </a></li>
<li><strong>A Balanced Budgets and Getting DC out of our State&#8217;s Business </strong>- <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-politics/2012-presidential-election/love-hate-thing-stimulus-money/">Also known as covering tax shortfalls using stimulus dollars. </a></li>
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<p>The worst part of the probably-kaput-campaign: Not just the inevitable number of Aggie jokes that will come out of this, but once again Texas is represented by jingoistic, reactionary politician that represent a very small percentage to the Texans I know.</p>
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		<title>Big twelve minus three</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2011/09/01/big-twelve-minus-three/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the Aggies are headed east. Some observers believe Friday’s launch of the Longhorn Network cable TV channel, a collaboration between UT and ESPN, played a major role in A&#38;M’s decision to jump ship. “We can’t argue with the fact that the reason they are picking up their toys and leaving is the creation of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kut.org/2011/08/texas-am-to-leave-big-12/">So, the Aggies are headed east. </a></p>
<blockquote><p>Some observers believe Friday’s launch of the <a href="http://espn.go.com/longhornnetwork/">Longhorn Network</a> cable TV channel, a collaboration between UT and ESPN, played a major role in A&amp;M’s decision to jump ship.</p>
<p>“We can’t argue with the fact that the reason they are picking up  their toys and leaving is the creation of the Longhorn Network, which,  on paper, they believe gives Texas a competitive advantage,” said Mike  Cramer, executive director of the UT’s <a href="http://communication.utexas.edu/tpsm">Texas Program in Sports and Media</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>So Texas creates their own network, but still expects everyone to want to hangout. This is like the time I cooked dinner at my house for my neighbors, but everybody was required to bring their own silverware, plates, plan the menu and pay for the food. Oh wait, I never did that, as I&#8217;m not a horses ass.</p>
<p>At what juncture is this just going to be OU and Texas playing one game a year? Or is it already and whats the point?</p>
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		<title>Scoutmaster&#8217;s Opinon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even Perry&#8217;s old Boy Scout Troop Leader, the one who awarded him his Eagle Scout badge, said he likely won&#8217;t be voting for him. Wallar Overton, 72, took over from his father as Perry&#8217;s scout master just before the governor earned his Eagle Scout badge. When asked whether he&#8217;d support his former scout, Overton replied: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Even Perry&#8217;s old Boy Scout Troop Leader, the one who awarded him his Eagle Scout badge, said he likely won&#8217;t be voting for him.</p>
<p>Wallar Overton, 72, took over from his father as Perry&#8217;s scout master  just before the governor earned his Eagle Scout badge. When asked  whether he&#8217;d support his former scout, Overton replied: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know  how to say this, just leave me blank on that.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/rick-perrys-hometown-paint-creek-haskell-county_n_928552.html">Ouch. </a></p>
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		<title>The Crest of Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2011/07/29/the-crest-of-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is my sincere hope that this weekend will represent Peak Stupid. To borrow from Hunter S. Thompson, I hope that five years from now we&#8217;ll be able to stand on a tall hill in Maryland and look down into Washington DC and see the highwater mark where the Stupid crested before it began to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>It is my sincere hope that this weekend will represent Peak Stupid.   To borrow from Hunter S. Thompson, I hope that five years from now we&#8217;ll  be able to stand on a tall hill in Maryland and look down into   Washington DC and see the highwater mark where the Stupid crested before  it began to recede.  We need this national nightmare to stop.  A  federal balanced budget amendment is the stupidest, most irresponsible  idea to be introduced by the leadership of a party in the history of the  country.  And, yet, John Boehner is forced to pretend he thinks it&#8217;s a  good idea.  Putting our AAA credit rating at risk is the dumbest, most  reckless behavior we&#8217;ve seen since South Carolina seceded from the  Union.  Today, I see Jon Huntsman, a Republican candidate for the  presidency, pleading with Republicans to stop pretending that climate  change isn&#8217;t occurring. It was nearly 130 degrees in Iowa last week and  we&#8217;re still having a debate on this?</p></blockquote>
<p>Regardless of you opinion of the current crisis – whether its a sign of  the end times, or just a potential minor hiccup in the markets, I think we can <a href="http://networkedblogs.com/l0Oqf?a=share&amp;ref=nf">agree with these sentiments.</a></p>
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		<title>Tarkin Doctrine</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2011/04/30/tarkin-doctrine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Lord Vader School of Business Administration. It’s pretty clear at this point the Emperor can do pretty much whatever he wants. He could have installed puppets in the Senate. He could have continued to dominate it and made an ongoing token effort to deal with their bullshit (which is really what government is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/04/25/star-wars-death-star-economics/">From the Lord Vader School of Business Administration.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>It’s pretty clear at this point the Emperor can do pretty much  whatever he wants. He could have installed puppets in the Senate. He  could have continued to dominate it and made an ongoing token effort to  deal with their bullshit (which is really what government is all about  and why conquering the world isn’t as fun or sexy as it sounds). He  could have installed some sort of other system or infrastructure to  support, you know, a galactic empire. One person, even with Dark Side  force powers, can’t rule too many people at once. He can maybe manage a  team of 20-100 people, and that’s assuming he has some small degree of  magical mind control at his disposal&#8230;.</p>
<p>So, the Emperor and Tarkin focus on making one really huge,  high-impact investment: The Death Star. They throw in Alderaan as part  of that investment. This doomsday weapon will supposedly free up their  resources to spend less on administration, personnel and infrastructure,  and continue to function without a Senate. It seems like a big  investment until you realize how much they save by not actually having a  functioning government.</p></blockquote>
<p>This sounds vaguely Republican to me.</p>
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		<title>Priority</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of your view on Roe v Wade, this is asinine considering the budget insanity that awaits us. Gov. Rick Perry announced Saturday the addition of another issue to his list of &#8220;emergency items&#8221;: legislation requiring women to receive ultrasounds before having an abortion. The Legislature can take up the items immediately instead of waiting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Regardless of your view on Roe v Wade, this is asinine considering the budget insanity that awaits us.</p>
<blockquote><p>Gov. <strong>Rick Perry</strong> announced Saturday the addition of another issue to his list of &#8220;emergency items&#8221;: legislation requiring women to receive ultrasounds before having an abortion. The Legislature can take up the items immediately instead of waiting until after the first 60 days of the session.</p></blockquote>
<p>If you&#8217;re so concerned with the kids, <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-state-agencies/child-protective-services/looming-budget-cuts-worrying-childrens-advocates/">maybe don&#8217;t gut education and CPS.</a> This man and his party will leave this state in ruin. Assuming he ever leaves.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-newspaper/texas-news/the-brief-top-texas-news-for-jan-24-2011/">More&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Bloodbath</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2011/01/19/bloodbath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 14:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We knew it was going to be rough, but wow. The health and human services portion of the proposal would cut Medicaid provider rates — what doctors and hospitals and others are paid — by 10 percent. And it doesn&#8217;t include funding for population growth or for increased costs or utilization rates. There&#8217;s also a $4.3 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We knew it was going to be rough, <a href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-taxes/2011-budget-shortfall/texas-house-budget-proposes-sweeping-cuts/">but wow. </a></p>
<blockquote><p>The health and human services portion of the proposal would cut Medicaid provider rates — what doctors and hospitals and others are paid — by 10 percent. And it doesn&#8217;t include funding for population growth or for increased costs or utilization rates. There&#8217;s also a $4.3 billion cut included to account for the federal stimulus money used in the current budget that&#8217;s not available for the next budget. The proposal would cut a total of $16.1 billion in health and human services spending. That&#8217;s a 24.6 percent cut.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>9/11 &amp; Congress</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/12/14/911-congress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Stewart gets pissed.]]></description>
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<p>Jon Stewart gets pissed. </p>
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		<title>Dear Crimson Wave Riders,</title>
		<link>http://www.abductedcow.com/2010/11/03/dear-crimson-wave-riders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 14:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wadeferd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man what a terrible name. Last night you did some pretty neat stuff politically. You apparently won with a write in candidate in Alaska. You took back the house. You used a mess of legal voodoo to allow non-profits to match the fund-raising levels of your rivals (something that&#8217;s going to bite all us NGO&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man what a terrible name. Last night you did some pretty neat stuff politically. You apparently won with a write in candidate in Alaska. You took back the house. You used a mess of legal voodoo to allow non-profits to match the fund-raising levels of your rivals (something that&#8217;s going to bite all us NGO&#8217;s in the ass, I think). You made me drink a lot of red wine and throw things at the Television (this is not really all that hard). Most improbably, you made an electorate believe that you were the party to change the course of government, even though over the past 18 months you&#8217;ve been unwilling to compromise on a single goddamn thing that would be good for the country.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s neither here nor there. Your stonewalling policy worked, and applaud you for it in the same fashion I applaud when disaster movies smash up our cities and national monuments. Now though, you have a serious challenge: governing. Not campaigning, not raising money, not sound-biting, governing.</p>
<p>Lets see how you do. You&#8217;ll pardon my skepticism though if I have my doubts as to how applicable your current resumes (&#8216;once filibustered 27 bills&#8217;) are to problems like the economy, immigration, election reform, etc.</p>
<p>Best of luck.</p>
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