Overheard on the Instant Messenger

Regarding a very hip, mutual acquaintance

Me: man he is sooooooooooooo….
hippster ?
emoippster ?

K: hippo?

Regarding an influx of technical terms such as scalability, encapsulation, object oriented programming and whatnot.

Me: love being in the bullshit business

FC: dude
I sell bullshit to cows
or…something like that…