Pearls of Wisdom
Live every week like it’s Shark Week.
and
Never follow a hippy to a second location.
From season 1 and 2 of 30 rock. Mad props to them for also using “By the hammer of Thor,’ as an exclamation, multiple times with multiple charachters.
I have just begun watching this show (finally) and it is sheer genius. Also: Tina Fey is my soulmate. I’m convinced of this.