The pilgrims were thankful…

/in /by

…because they figured out time travel. Who knew ? That’s the only way possible it could have taken us five-and-a-half hours to get to Dallas last night. Either that, or I was riding my moped and didn’t realize it.

Yeah, time travel. That’s it.

Update: Actually, I’m really really glad I wasn’t stuck in this train wreck:
I-35 Closed for 10 Hours