The Statesman
The world these days is riding first class on an express train to screwedville. So lucky us that the the Austin-American Statesman, rag that it is, today published a really in-depth article on the water usage of Lance Armstrong and Jerry Jeff Walker. This is front-page news? Did you guys notice Russia spent a busy week invading Georgia?
that’s nothing. just the other day the front page of the statesman had a couple of tools on it talking about something. they were riding bikes in street clothes so i figured it must be hippie and moved on.
you die, old man, you die!
Did you see I was wearing the man-pris?! Fight the power!