Water Polo

When watched on television it looks very odd – like 16 bald men thrashing around in a pool for no apparent reason. Even when you get a close-up, the ear-protectors on their swim caps aren’t helping at all. Why is it even called polo, I see no horses ?? Horses in the pool would improve the spectator aspect of this game. That and chain mail. And swords.

Yeah, this sport kind of sucks. No way am I allowing any water-polo players in on my zombie plan, as they are clearly some of the weakest sauce of the summer Olympic sports.