Austin Ice
Give me 95 and sunny any day over this.
The entire city is shutdown for a bit of ice and snow. The weathermen are all having aneurysms, they’re so excited and the statesman is, of course, calling this the end times.
People in the northeast are laughing at us similar to the way we laugh at their ‘heat waves.’ An amusing anecdote to Texas is that nobody can drive in ice, snow or really anything slippery. We do many things well here, but not that. Hence the metropolitan lockdown.
A bike ride would be pretty cool though…
Don’t let the Yankees fool ya.
They can’t drive on that $@# any better than we can!