I was really toying with the idea of hitting a Reg Sox game while i was up here. I can almost see Fenway from the convention center, but it might as well be on the frickin moon considering I’ve been reduced to the feeble pace of ‘hobble.’ Hobbits are currently passing me on the street like I’m standing still.
So of course, it turned out to be the first no-hitter of the season. Not that I give a crap about baseball so much, but in a classic park like Fenway, that would have been cool to see. Stupid rocks. Stupid hobbits.