It wasn’t the whole reason, but it was the final straw for sure – after two days of missed appointments and way-too-long phone calls, the AT&T U-verse dude informed me that, due to our apartment’s electrical system being so old it was actually installed in 1836 by Mescalaro Apaches hoping to trade some day-labor for some booze, we will in fact, not be able to have cable installed, and more importantly I will not be watching the Giro de Italia this weekend.
What follows is my not-so-PG-13 rant on this subject. If you are easily offended, best just to press on down the road.
…Fuck Time Warner, fuck Alexander Graham Bell, fuck Edison and his stupid AC/DC current problem, fuck the Loraine, fuck that stupid smug fucking cable guy, fuck Starbucks, fuck their $2 dollar coffee, fuck the way-to skinny woman who cut in line at Starbucks, fuck the guy in Audi TT that cut me off this morning and then honked at me like i did something wrong, fuck my dental insurance for making me wait a month to change dentists, fuck this goddamn fucking piece of shit network that can’t even load a fucking YouTube clip, fuck George W. Bush just for good measure, fuck this weather for being so damn humid it’s like we’re living in Houston and most of all FUCK YOU AT&T.
And that’s the cleaned up version. Apologies to any who clicked through and were offended.
hey wade the websites are down up here at work…
so you go to the dentist more than once a month
snapkins, man. you sound like me when i have to deal with the internet phone provider we use at the office.
you kiss your mother with that mouth wade? oh wait… doesn’t she read this?
spam…easy wade can only deal with so much…he is from the land of gum drops and candy canes..this is a big deal for him…no cable is like no freedom of the press in china…
this from the man who I’ve seen weep at the results of NCAA games on multiple occasions….
“Every ‘stros has it’s thorn…..”
Nothing quite like seeing a big man cry on stage like that…
you said you would never tell that! That was one shinning moment you bastard!