Fashion

Some things we learned about fashion this week.

A freshly dry-cleaned shirt can offset jeans purchased during Bush’s first term and last washed during the Democratic primaries, to the extent that your boss and co-workers will compliment you on your appearance instead of muttering about the hippy in sandals like they usually do.

Chaps, whether real, or of the faux-sewn-onto-your-jeans pattern are never, ever acceptable, especially if you have no horse nearby.