Ladies and lads, to the right is exhibit a on how to properly approach landing in a tropical storm, or as sane people would call it: 300 people crammed like sardines into a pressurized metal tube, while a lowest-bidder-union working tries to pilot you from a few miles above the planet’s comfortable surface, through tropical rain bands and gently plop you a on a narrow strip of concrete in a 5-star Texas thunderstorm. Have I mentioned how much i enjoy air travel?

The cookie was a nice touch though.