The following is a conversation with an ill-advised friend of mine.
friend: You think I should buy a house boat, instead of a regular house ?
friend: Come on its be a great idea…
me: No it’s not…
friend: We could go out on the high seas. Actually if you’re going to spend the money I guess I should just get sail boat and live on that.
me: You don’t know who to sail.
friend: It’s probably like learning how to kayak, just get in the water and you’ll figure it out
me: Dude I don’t think that’s a good idea. Kayaking wasn’t supposed to be like that either.
friend: Dammit fatwade, we’ll be fine. We get into to trouble we’ll just get Germ’s dad (who works for BP) to send out some tankers or something to pick us up.