Think About It

We Should Be Going From Golden Parachutes To Golden Handcuffs!
– Sen. Kucinich (Crazy D)

While apprecaite the sentiment, gold is a soft metal, and likely to make very poor handcuffs (if expensive) handcuffs. To be fair it’s not a good parachute material either. Points also dedcuted for unneccessary use of an exclamation mark.