To the Green Mazda Protégé…

I know its scary, making a left turn across a busy highway, with no stoplight to help you, but I have to tell you you are probably not going to get an embossed invitation to execute your turn. Normally I would tear ass around you, but you were turning into the same driveway as me, making it necessary for me to sit with you in the middle of the road while angry suburban housewives narrowly avoid testing my vehicle’s 5-Star crash-test rating. As you might understand, Green Protégé, this is a little stressful for me as I have not yet had coffee, nor do I like the concept of Subaru and Wade parts scattered all over the fucking road. In the future maybe instead of sitting in the road for a solid 10 minutes waiting for a quarter mile stretch of traffic to open up, you could, I don’t know, maybe drive to the next light and make a u-turn and stop messing with my existence this early ?

Just a thought.