Unfortunate Trends

The unfortunate prominence of an ill-advised trend in young adult fiction and broader American pop-culture (this retarded vampire thing) continues, prompting Wesley Snipes to get back into method-acting, reprising his role as Blade.

I will infiltrate the major networks and destroy the casts from next season’s crop of vampire shows before they even make it to the airwaves. I will do so in the middle of an impressive series of flips and then I will put on my sunglasses, even though it will most likely be dark outside.

Wesley/Blade, we the non-retarded of this country, support you 1000%.