Constellation Program

My generation’s JFK moment, the odd joiner-event that most people remember where they were or what they were doing, was when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded on lift-off some twenty-plus years ago. I was in second grade, and if memory serves my bat-shit-crazy teacher proceeded to tell us that the astronauts were going to live with the angels. And that the communists were some how to blame because they didn’t go to church and ate babies while sharpening their devil-horns. Yeah, my primary school education was awesome, no wonder I can’t do mental math or spell.

Fast forward and NASA seems to trying to recapture the golden years of Apollo with the Constellation program, a new model of rocket and a colossal amount of cash spent on, as far as I can tell, very pretty artists renderings (you could probably rebuild five ninth-ward houses in New Orleans for what they’ve spent on flash work on their site…and you could also probably rebuild an entire city with what they’ll spend on actually getting us to Mars). A good PR effort to distance themselves from two lost shuttles and the unfortunate incident with the adult diapers.

It’s hard not be interested though. To get inspired by spacecrafts named after greek gods again. We could use something like this on our national psyche, something besides suicide car-bombers on the news (when did something that awful become common-place) – a little hope and, not to be cheesy, but a little adventure. We used to be a nation of explorers, now we have handrails on sidewalks that drop off more than a foot, a childhood obesity problem and reality TV (the ultimate contradiction in terms). Used to be, seven people would risk their lives to hop in a spacecraft with a bazillion-and-a-half moving parts (designed in the 70’s built and by the lowest-bidding-sub-contractor to boot) just to push out a little farther, to explore a little more. Maybe its worth the money, maybe that’s why the Challenger was such an important event for us. We could use a little inspiration.

Realted
Charile Stross on the economics of Colonization
Buzz Aldrin Punches People
The Space Elevator Challenges

Scooba

I’m getting old which apparently means I’ve officially started to care about things like proper use of apostrophes, 401k’s and the cleanliness of my fake wood floor. Fake wood floors, or Pergo by their brand name don’t actually need to be kept very clean from a maintenance standpoint – it’s basically plastic that looks like wood so it’ll be around long after I’m gone, dirty or clean. However, something has snapped in me in that last few years and I’ve gone from a college-slob to damn-near-OCD when it comes to my living space.

Enter the scooba – iRobot’s floor moping robot, capable of cleaning four rooms in a single charge.  I’d like to say that we should listen to John Connor and not trust the work of humans to the machines, else you end up with the future governor of California traveling back in time to kill your mom. But at the same time, mopping is hard.  Maybe we should embrace the future and welcome our moping robot overlords….

Related (but not really): Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor

Frank

ZeFrank’s apparent one-off video on the writer’s strike made me remember how much I miss the glory that was The Show. Some of my favorites – Hindsight, Outside, Austrian Arrows, Ugly Myspace, and (of great personal significance to me) Scrabble.

Geeky, insightful and very, very funny.

Video Zen

A little humor to coax you through the last day of this very long week, from New Zealand’s forth most popular folk parody duo. Other great ones including the humans are dead and more.

Cannonball Run

Ninety-mile road rides, 24-hour Mountain bike races – Soemtimes it seems a little silly to me, all this self-inflicted ‘fun.’  Then there’s these guys –

And so the clock starts and the taillights flare, and they’re off again, strapped down, fueled up, and bound on an outlaw enterprise with 2,795 miles of interstate and some 31,000 highway cops between them and the all-time speed record for crossing the American continent on four wheels.

The gear is all bought and loaded. Twenty packs of Nat Sherman Classic Light cigarettes, check. Breath mints, check. Glucose and guarana, Visine and riboflavin, Gatorade and Red Bull, mail-order porta-pissoir bags of quick-hardening gel, check.

Yup, I’m not crazy. Read the full article over on wired.  (via kottke)

Windows Free

mac pro

Christmas came a little early this year – I now have (with the exception of my xbox) a Microsoft-free existence. Weighing in at 55 pounds, this dual Xeon Mac Pro will pair nicely with its G5 and G4 cousins back at the house.

Sputnik

Fifty years ago the soviets pushed the technological envelope by doing something we now take for granted – launching a satliete.

Each of these first rockets was like a beloved woman for us,” he said. “We were in love with every rocket, we desperately wanted it to blast off successfully. We would give our hearts and souls to see it flying.”

Read More from Wired News.

Slow Week

The site has been slow for the past few days for a few reasons – I decided, after much resistance, to move over to wordpress. After my initial fright at all the question marks (php) in the code, I kicked its ass, and I have a much more manageable site.

Adding to the time crunch was yet another work site launch along with the release of Halo3. Uncle Rob and I stood in line at midnight on Monday, with the most frightening collection of people ever assembled at a wal-mart. We couldn’t decide who we hated more – 400lb guy who hadn’t bathed in the past four days, or pink shirt guy who was way too excited about things.

Anyhow, the site is coming back on line, with new fanciness to come soon.

Searchability

Me: Guys this is really weird, but my computer slows down really
drastically around three-in-the afternoon each day.

Techsupport: That’s not possible. It just seems like that.

Me: Uh, well seriously, I try and open Photoshop and it takes like five minutes.
It’s been doing it ever since you guys installed that windows desktop search thing.

Techsupport: Well, the search tool has to index in the afternoon.
Try running lees applications at once.

Me: Couldn’t we just turn it off (Muffled rage, crushing phone)?

Techsupport: You need to be able to search your computer.

Me: Even If I can’t use my computer (setting Dell-tower on fire)?

TechSupport: You still need to be able to search your computer.

Me: What if we just got me a Mac instead (throwing flaming Dell down the stairs) ?

TechSupport: Macs would be too difficult for us to support.

I Am $500 Poorer

This is everywhere today, but in case you were living under a rock, some absolutely magnificent bastards have managed to unlock the iphone, making it possible to use on T-mobile. This poses a massive dilemma for me as I will now have a very difficult time not purchasing a shinny one of my own.