Neck-deep in TPS Reports

So I survived the reorganization at work and oddly enough have now been given some additional authority over certain projects. Go me.

It’s really odd though – I’ll be in a meeting, the conversation will pause and all these director types will turn and look at me. Oh, they want my opinion.

And suddenly, to my surprise, I’m speaking. I don’t have a damn clue what I’m actually saying, although somewhere in the back of my head, the bullshit meter is off the scale. Although apparently the subjects and verbs are all agreeing, because people are nodding and responding as if I’m being coherent…which itself is pretty weird.

This is apparently what they call ‘management.’ Whoa.