Yet more irrefutable evidence has surfaced today from Stephenville TX:

Steve Allen, a 50-year-old pilot, was at a campfire with friends and says the object was a mile long and half a mile wide. “I don’t know if it was a biblical experience or somebody from a different universe or whatever but it was definitely not from around these parts,” Allen said.

That’s right. Proof positive that the entire northeast corner of the state should be forcibly given to Oklahoma, Arkansas or anyone else who would take it. Really. We don’t want it anymore.

As if having Dallas and a town called “White Settlement” wasn’t bad enough now we have a cluster of UFO spotters talking to the national media? I saw it in reddit yesterday, but then I got I heard about it on NPR this morning. Oh my god, this is Texas for christ’s sake, we’re not supposed to do things like this. If you really did see a UFO, do the same thing you did when you ‘accidentally’ kissed your cousin – shut the hell up about it. And if you were absolutely overcome with the desire to discuss this could you please consider not using ‘bigger than a Wal-Mart’ as your primary descriptor? Please?